Thursday, November 21, 2002 Open Letter to Those Who Would Deprive Me of My Drug of Choice
There are many ways I could approach this topic. There's the ubiquitous (albeit probably not untrue) conspiracy theory, the hater-of-everything theory, the meddling theory, and the idiot theory. Naturally, there is some overlap of theories, with the idiot theory being especially pervasive.
This article is a good place to begin, and could be used to support a number of the theories.
http://www.nationalcenter.org/P21NVNeddFDA1200.html More articles and commentary are forthcoming. And needless to say, my drug of choice is full-strength, leaded, unabridged, yada-yada-yada RIPPED FUEL.
New Rule: Don't eat roast beef sandwiches in the gym. Also, everyone knows you were attempting to use said RB as "bait" for the cute young chick. For shame!
8:47 AM