1. I will INCREASE my water intake to the point of endangering my own health and possibly that of those around me.
2. I will get THOUSANDS of dollars of cosmetic pharmaceuticals injected into my face and body.
3. Although I'm astoundingly less bitter and hate-filled as a result of no longer spending 40 hours a week stewing in my own caustic, toxic juices in a government office, I will always be able to find enough hate to direct deathly daggers of it toward such abominations as Ray Nagin, Kathleen Blanco, and all who believe that suing insurance companies for not paying what they are under no obligation to pay for is a good idea, particularly the stomach-churningly worthless Dickie Scruggs.
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